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Old 06-11-2002, 12:36 PM
dice45 dice45 is offline
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Bavaria, Germany
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Lilith,

no problem, exact specs, i fetch it.
I keep bitching around for occasions i mean to bitch.
What i do enjoy is bullshitting the checkout person on sneak questions.
("my menstruation is out of order this month")

But no exact specs about the feminie products and i'm getting creative ... . My sister experienced this once. LOL she sent me for tampons?? and (intendedly, i bet) omitted to specify which brand and size. I was going to Munich that day, and i brought back a special set of mesh wire bushings and and epoxy-based plugging compound meant to eternally embed bolts or threaded bushings into brick walls .. you know the compound squeezes thru the mesh wire to exactly fit the cavity found there you could have pulled the rear car axle stunt from the "American Graffity" movie W/O having a chance to pull such a plug out of the wall, just the right stuff for wall rings in dungeons BTW

... you should have seen both my mother and my sister expecting me with eeevil grin and then .... my mother cracking from laughter and my sister's face expression turning to utter disgust once she was realizing what i expected her to use as tampon and she was unable to comment my remark "size will fit, self-adjusting, it will fit forever" still ROTFLMAO when i think of it
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Bernhard
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