LOL... yes, I did say 11. Ahhhh, ya gotta love these newfangled toys!

Truth be told, I usually have many more orgasms than that when I'm masturbating. I'm trying to cut back so I'll be extra ready next weekend when I'm with Denny

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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