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This is something my boss said to me. Now I think some of you will agree with the joke.

The brain, heart and the asshole are arguing over who is in charge.

The brain says "Well I am coz without me none of you would work."

The heart says "Well I am coz without me none of you would work."

The asshole says "No you're both wrong I am the boss."

So the brain and heart laugh at the asshole and say "yeah ok then, prove it."

So the asshole doesn't work for a week and the heart starts to get all hot and the brain starts to worry. Eventually the brain and heart yeild and the asshole goes back to work.

What's the moral of the story?

All bosses are assholes!