I think I'd like the automatic bright light diffusers. You know to "help" those who refuse to dim them for me. I've been toying with the idea of a message board too, you know for those who try to ride too close. It would flash a simple "Back off asshole!" message when someone's too close for comfort. It'd be nice if it had the capability of flashing my cellphone # for any interested ladies but if the two got swapped I'd expect a few minor problems. Ohhhhhh I'd also like to have a car mover attachment, something to slide the ass end of a poorly parked car in that damn Wally World parking lot so I don't have to pass up a good spot for one a half mile further down.

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