I don't know if such a thread exists, but I'll post my absolute favorite here. ;D

Misty Beethoven - 1976.
*growls playfully*

Oh yes. *heart*

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"Craziness is but a state of mind, Insanity is an art."
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'True Masochist to a True Sadist: Hurt me.
True Sadist to a True Masochist: No.'
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"I haven't had phonesex with my boyfriend for over a week! I have oats to till!"