anther weird al...ebay ( to the tune of i want it that way, boy band...can't remember which one

yeah
a used pink bathrobe
a rare mint snowglobe
a smurf tv tray
i bought on ebay.

my house is filled with this crap,
shows up in bubble wrap
most every day
what i bought on ebay

tell me why i need another pet rock
tell me why i got that alf alarm clock
tell me why i bid on shatner's old toupee
they had it on ebay

i'll buy your knick-knack
just check my feedback
a++... they all say
they love me on ebay

gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag
from some guy i've never met in norway
found him on ebay

i am the type who is liable to snipe you
with two seconds left to go, whoa
got paypal or visa, what ever'll please
as long as i've got the dough

i'll buy your chotchkes
sell me your watch, please
i'll buy...i'll buy...i'll buy...
i'm highest bidder!

junk keeps arriving in the mail
from that worldwide garage sale
hey! a dukes of hazzard ashtray
i bought it on ebay

wanna buy, a pacman fever lunchbow
wanna buy, aa case on vintage tube socks
wanna buy, a kleenex used by dr. dre
found it on ebay

wanna buy tthat farrah fawcett poster
pez dispensers and a toaster
don't know why
the kind of stuff you'd throw away
i'll buy on ebay

what i bought on ebay-ay-ay-ay-ay...

:grin: that man is a genious :grin:

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose