I think I have a major thing for midgets. I saw this lady in the store the other day and had a full-on hardcore fantasy in the produce section. She had a bunch of bananas and a cucumber that seems to grow every time I think about it. Right now I could swear it was as long as her arm.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.