my kid, the cute one, comes home and says, " I saw this BIG lizard as I was walking home. "

I says, " yeah I hate those..."

He says, "the kind with the throat thing"

I says, " yeah those fat skinks with the throat that puffs out. "

He says, " come see it, it's really big"

I casually stroll out to the front yard professing it to be a skink and that he knows I don't care for slimey scaley squirmy things, so I'm not getting near it. And he better not pick it up and chase me with it.

I get out to the road and hanging over the curb all I see is a tail....

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