Normal....what's normal got to do with how much cheese ya put on yer sandwich? If he's worth his weight in pesos, he'll drop to his knees and thank all things holy and unholy for givin' him a sassy, sexy, red blooded woman like you. And if you wear him out you can always trade him in.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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