Well, I've got a problem and I thought I might get some input from you too, Doctor F-Lil.
The Situation: A woman I used to be madly in love with throughout high school (note: I only graduated 2 years ago, I'm still young) has just ditched her SLEAZEBAG of a boyfriend (though possibly only temporarily). I need to UTTERLY sweep her off her feet when she comes to town next weekend so she'll forget about him - and end up with me, like it should've been in the first place (I wouldn't have reduced her life to a smoking crater, anyway. Maybe it wouldn't have worked but at least she'd be doing a lot better).
She's kinda geeky, very artsy, and hardly normal. She's also the most beautiful woman in the universe, so I feel rather out of my league when I'm around her, despite her telling me otherwise. Aside from the obvious confidence issue, what can I do? She REALLY means a lot to me, she's sweet, she's smart, she's interesting, she's kind-hearted with a free spirit and she's REALLY REALLY sexy too. She's PERFECT...at least in my view of the world.
P.S. Yes, if I end up with her, she'll probably become a Pixie, and you guys WILL love that...
