I'd offer to rub the genie's beautiful feet and ask to:

Run into some wonderful old friends
Make some wonderful new friends (I should be in the right place!)
Be Lilith's and Cindy's cabana boy

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What the critics are saying

• "I have a very good feeling about this..." - L.S.
• "You and your 'Delete' key need to get a divorce." - F.C.M.
• "Arrogant.... condescending... skirt chaser.... I love you!" - G.W.