An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life. All of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now." says the old lady "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*POOF* her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*POOF* she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's
cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh-can you change him
into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*POOF* there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."


LMFAO

__________________