> > John, a local football star, is jogging down
> > the street when he sees a building on fire
> > A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her
> > arms.
> > Hey, lady yells John,;Throw
> > me the cat.
> > ;No,; she cries,It's too
> > far
> > I play football, I can catch him
> > The smoke is pouring from the windows, and
> > finally, the woman waves to John, kisses
> > her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street
> > John keeps his eye on the cat as it comes
> > hurtling down toward him. The feline
> > bounces off an awning and John runs into the street to catch it. He
> > jumps six
> > feet
> > into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that
> > has
> > gathered
> > to watch the fire breaks into cheer
> >
> > John does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his
> > knees back
> > and forth
> > then spikes the cat into the pavement.

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