I've always thought it was a great idea for a lady to nickname her man's penis. I don't mean names like cock, dick, etc. I mean something with some personality. It makes us feel good when you give our penis a powerful name. Do you use personal names? What are some good choices for names and what are some bad ones?

Here's my short list:

Bad:
Wee Willie Winkie

Good:
Thunderbolt
Cockasaurus
King Kong