Well I said to the dog, your feet smell. He protested that his python boot was too tight, and told me to get a life. So I got a live chicken and sacrificed it to the curveball god, but all he gave me was saliva to doctor the ball. I screamed and shouted but it was no use, the barrier seperated me from civilization and hard drives. Being unlicensed, I couldn't chomp the bar, it was far too flexible, it got like that 10 years ago when things were very different. It scored high on the IQ test in Philadelphia next to the blacksmith's shop. "What do you know?" they said, "I know much of sausage and steak", he replied, saving Ferris as he waltzed out the door. The gym floor rumbled with excitement and anticipation as the butterflies broke in through the roof. Their trail of destruction was only stopped by a well-flung basketball that achieved escape velocity somewhere near Africa. Lukatherian fire grew in the cradle of death. Mayhem ensued.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Wow...that was way over my silly little head.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Anyone else played Mad Libs recently?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LOL @ osuche.

<---*loves* Mad Libs.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

What are mad libs?

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Try this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...=books&n=507846

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author