If every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?

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The Vatican???

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

O' osuche, you wicked wonderful sexual goddess! I love it.

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Jackson Square.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I wouldn't care if it was at a Salvation Army kettle, I just want to make a damn bell ring!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

First choice would have to be Big Ben but I'll settle for Old City Hall at Queen & Bay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_City_Hall_(Toronto)