There are some things in life that all men have to face at some time or another. Sooner or later, no matter how we try to avoid or deny it, there comes a day we have to be honest and realize it just isn't working like it use to. We've done everything we can to keep it in the best condition possible. We are forced to use it every day and we dearly relish the times we can use it for our pleasure, but eventually it just gives out. We try not to notice the gradual changes and decline from the days of it's prime that we waited so long to become gleefully happy with. We know that from here on out it's just not going to be the same regardless of what modern innovation we try to regain that natural feel and comfort.

I'm sorry to tell you all that time has come for me.

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PF you have my condolences at the lost of a friend and the fond memories it brought you!

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Awwww !!!!!!

Maybe Santa will bring you a new one for Christmas if your a good boy. *snicker*


Or you could put it in the shoe box under the bed.

*snicker* PF, you are such a guy!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

My condolences to you.





It's one of those "guy things" women just don't understand. Maybe the attachment happens because it spends so much time right next to your heart.

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Hey, PF...MINE is BIGGER than YOURS!!!!

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YES! I have to start looking for a new wallet. What a major pain in the ass (in EVERY way) that is. You fellows all know that every 10 years or so we have to bite the bullet and replace that ever present and now so comfortable companion. Of course we have been hearing comments from the female part of our families, "how long you had that wallet?"..... "why don't you buy a new wallet?" ............. "You dropped something out of the bottom of your wallet". We accept those comments as something like a woman giving birth, something the other half of the specie just can't know about.

First the chore of finding the pig-in-a-poke. I have to go to a store and pick out something I have no idea how it is going to work. It's like having to buy a pair of underwear that I won't be able to change for the next ten years. I can only hope that it will be something that soon learns to fit my ass and provides me the support for my valuables. Sure there's a lot of cheap glitz and I will be able to see the pictures through the non grey-yellow photo holder.

The emotional task of having to transfer the treasured archives of things I don't recognize any longer and having to discard all the expired cards, passes and memberships to things that have closed, is very hard.

THEN comes the grueling task of break it in. I KNOW that for the next six months I am going have the sensations of walking around with a six pound stone in my hip pocket. I'll have the sensation of a ten pounder every time I sit down. If all goes well, it will be broke in by the end of the first year. But the end of the second year I won't know it's there again. Right after I've replaced the photo holders the second or third time, I'll start hearing the nagging for another two to three years and be back to starting all over again.

The women have no idea of the traumatic things we guys have to live through.

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Doesn't that make it uncomfortable when you sit on it?


Think about it... there's no way someone who couldn't see the pics would not read something dirty into every post on this thread

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No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.