03-13-2007, 02:18 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
My dog just peed on your tree while you stood there and watched.
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At least he didn't pee in the picnic basket.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-14-2007, 04:25 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Don't set the picnic basket in the pee!
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Good idea. I'll write that down so I don't forget it. |
03-14-2007, 09:38 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'll write Tess' name in my book so I don't forget it.
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Never call your sweetheart by her name.
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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03-14-2007, 10:42 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
When you call your sweetheart, don't use your wife's cell phone.
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I don't have a sweetheart or a cell phone so I should be okay.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-15-2007, 04:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I keep a sweetheart and a cell phone in the hay.
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You sly devil, holding out on us.  |
03-15-2007, 11:00 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
What the women want is pictures of you holding it for us.
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Problematical with the current mind-control laws regarding nudity on the internet.
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03-17-2007, 08:37 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
My current mind-control experiments are becoming problematical since I can't stop watching nudity on the Internet.
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This is why you will never beome rich and famous like DB. |
03-18-2007, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
This is why you will never become as addicted to porn as DB.
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True, but think of all the money I'll save on therapy bills.
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03-18-2007, 05:38 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
True, but think of all the bills I'll pay on therapy.
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I'm sorry if that'll present you with a financial burden.  |
03-19-2007, 09:11 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'm sorry if I present you with a box of sex toys, and no one to use them on.
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What you should do then, is present me with a hog-tied TinglingTess on my doorstep!
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03-19-2007, 05:10 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Would you like to see a hog -tied TinglingTess as a present?
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Who wouldn't want to see a present like that.  |
03-20-2007, 10:43 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Who wouldn't want to present Tess like that? |
Let's take a poll!
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03-21-2007, 03:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Let's eat a roll!
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How can you think about food? |
03-21-2007, 09:30 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
How can you think about food after sex?
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Eating after sex is far better than smoking after sex. Especially if the smoke is caused by lack of lubricant.
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03-21-2007, 10:47 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 1,033
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Eating my sex is far better than smoking my sex.
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What kind of person would try to smoke your cock?! |
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