Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead
I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She's a Ph.D in "I told you so"
You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"
She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head
Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the kitchen's always tidy
And the bathroom's always clean
She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
You've a first in "low esteem"
When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of Brie
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me


'Don't Marry Her'...The Beautiful South

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You did what you knew how to do. And when you knew better, you did better
~Maya Angelou

Aerosmith


Aint That A Bitch

Up in smoke you´ve lost another lover
As you take the hit of your last cigarette
Strung out, burnt out
Yeah you´re down on your luck
And you don´t give a...
´Til the best part of you starts to twitch
Ain´t that a bitch
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin´ my mind
´Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you´re gonna find
You think you´re high and fine as wine
Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch
´Cause love is like wrong turn
On a cold night...yeah
Ain´t that a bitch, Ain´t that a bitch
In a daze
In the throes of emotion
You see God in the Devil´s eyes
Then you fall so far from grace
You wouldn´t know a kiss
If it was on your face
You can tell it to the jury
But you ain´t got no case
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin´ my mind
´Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you´re gonna find
You think you´re fine as calamine but not
enough to scratch a seven year itch
´Cause love is like the last licks
Outta Hendrix...yeah
Ain´t that a bitch, Ain´t that a bitch
Then you feel so out of place
Lickin´ up the arsenic
From the same old lace
You know the stuff is poison
But you gotta have a taste
You gotta
Freak out! I'm alone now
I feel just like I'm losin´ my mind
´Cause love is like the right dress
On the wrong girl
You never know what you´re gonna find
You think you´re high and fine as wine
Then you wind up with your face in a ditch
´Cause love is like a warm gun
On a cold night...yeah
Ain´t that a bitch, Ain´t that a bitch

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Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

Look into my heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - Ya I'd die for you

Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

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We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you


One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue


And if you want love
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland


Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it


you want love?
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland


Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland



Your Body is a Wonderland~John Mayer

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

Title: Can't Keep
Artist: Pearl Jam
Album: Riot Act


I wanna shake
I wanna wind out
I wanna leave
this mind and shout

I've lived
all this life
like an ocean
in disguise
I don't live for
ever
you can't keep
me here

I wanna race
with the sundown
I want a last breath
I don't let out

Forgive
every being
the bad feelings
it's just me
I won't wait
for answers
you can't keep
me here

I wanna rise
and say goodnight
wanna take
a look on the other side

I've lived
all these lives
it's been wonder
full at night
I will live for
ever
you can't keep
me here

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Title: Bushleaguer
Artist: Pearl Jam
Album: Riot Act


How does he do it? How do they do it? Uncanny and immutable.
This is such a happening tailpipe of a party.
Like sugar, the guests are so refined, (look like melting m&m's).

A confidence man, but why so beleaguered?
He's not a leader, he's a Texas leaguer.
Swinging for the fence. Got lucky with a strike.
Drilling for fear. Makes the job simple.
Born on third. Thinks he got a triple.

Blackout weaves it's way through the cities.
Blackout weaves it's way through the cities.
Blackout weaves it's way,.....

I remember when you sang
that song about today.
Now it's tomorrow and
everything has changed.

A think tank of aloof multiplication.
A nicotine wish and a Columbus decanter.
Retrenchment and hoggishness.
The aristocrat choir sings,
"What's the ruckus?"
The haves have not a clue.
The immenseness of suffering,
and the odd negotiation, a rarity.
With onionskin plausability of life,.....
and a keyboard reaffirmation.

Blackout weaves it's way through the cities.
Blackout weaves it's way through the cities.
Blackout weaves it's way,.....

I remember when you sang
that song about today.
Now it's tomorrow and
everything has changed.

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I Will remember you.....

I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

Remember the good times that we had?
I let them slip away from us when things got bad
How clearly I first saw you smilin' in the sun
Wanna feel your warmth upon me, I wanna be the one

I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

I'm so tired but I can't sleep
Standin' on the edge of something much too deep
It's funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word
We are screaming inside, but we can't be heard

But I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

I'm so afraid to love you, but more afraid to loose
Clinging to a past that doesn't let me choose
Once there was a darkness, deep and endless night
You gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light

And I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

And I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Weep not for the memories

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

Evil Walks AC/DC

Black shadow hangin' over your shoulder
Black mark up against your name
Your green eyes couldn't get any colder
There's bad poison runnin' through your veins

CHORUS:
Evil walks behind you
Evil sleeps beside you
Evil talks arouse you
Evil walks behind you

Black widow weavin' evil notions
Dark secrets bein' spun in your web
Good men goin' down in your ocean
They can't swim 'cause they're tied to your bed

CHORUS

You just cry wolf
I sometimes wonder where you park your broom
Oh black widow

C'mon weave your web
Down in your ocean
You got 'em tied to your bed
With your dark, dark secrets
And your green, green eyes
You black widow

CHORUS

Evil walks so bad


LOL...feeling evil today

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Swingin's only second nature to me...Robert Kraft and the Ivory Coast...

I'm strollin with my chic-n she couldn't be looking finer,
Worth every nickel and dime to wine and dine(he)r
There noddin heads there under beds there guessin,
but swing'ns only second nature to me ...

Dragin' down the boulevard when suddenly showers threaten
it's a B-line, two b's get what I've been gettn'
she seems so nice so I ask her twice and I skip...
swing'n's only second nature to me

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

Can't say I have a favorite, music is such a big part of my life, I listen to whatever suits my mood. Lately though, one song comes to mind, just because it touches me...

"Guess I wasn't, the best one, to ask, me myself
With my face, pressed up against love's glass
To see the shining toy I've been hoping for,
The one I never can afford
The wide world spins and spits turmoil
And nations toil for peace, but the paws of fear upon your chest
Only love can soothe that beast.

And my words are, paper tigers
No match for the predator of pain inside her

I say love will come to you
Hoping just because you spoke the words that they're true
As if I've offered up a crystal ball to look through
Where there's now one, there will be two" - The Indigo Girls "Love Will Come to You"

Guess it is the hopeless romantic in me.

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"And as we all play parts of tomorrow, some ways will work and other ways we'll play. And I know we can't all stay here forever, so I'll write, my words on the face of today...and then they'll paint it" - Shannon Hoon

ALWAYS....SALIVA


I hear, a voice say "Don't be so blind"
It's telling me all these things, that you would probably hide
Am I, your one and only desire
Am I the reason you breathe, or am I the reason you cry

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you

I love you, I hate you, I can’t get around you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you
I just can't take anymore, its like a solitare
I guess that I'm out the door and now I'm done with you

Done with you, done with you, done with you, done with you,done with you

I feel, like you don't want me around
I guess I'll pack all my things, I guess I'll see you around
Its all, been bottled up until now
As I walk out your door, all I can hear is the sound

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you

I love you, I hate you, I can’t get around you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you
I just can't take anymore, it's like a solitare
I guess that I'm out the door and now I'm done with you

I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you

I wrapped my head around your heart
Why would you tear my world apart?

Always... always... always... always...

I see, the blood all over your hands
Does it make you feel, more like a man?
Was it all, just a part of your plan
The pistol's shaking in my hands and all I hear is the sound

I love you, I hate you, I can’t live without you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you
I just can't take anymore, its like a solitare
I guess that I'm out the door and now I'm done with you

I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you
I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you
I just can't take anymore, its like a solitare
I pick myself off the floor and now I'm done with you

Always... always... always...

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

Addicted to Love.....Robert Palmer


Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kiss is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another kiss is all you need

Ohh oohh
you like to think that you're immune to the stuff
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
you know you're gonna have to face it
you're addicted to love

You see the signs, but you can't read
You're runnin' at a different speed
You heart beats in double time
Another kiss and you'll be mine, a one track mind

You can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Ohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough,
you know you're gonna have to face it
you're addicted to love

Might as well face it, you're addicted to love(5x)


Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your will is not your own
You're heart sweats and teeth grind
Another kiss and you'll be mine

Ohh oohh
you like to think that you're immune to the stuff
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
you know you're gonna have to face it
you're addicted to love

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

THE WHO


You better you better you bet.

I call you on the telephone my voice too rough with cigarettes.
I sometimes feel I should just go home but I'm dealing with a memory
that never forgets
I love to hear you say my name especially when you say yes
I got your body right now on my mind but I drunk myself blind to the
sound of old T-Rex
To the sound of old T-Rex - who's next?

Chorus:

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you like a knife

I want those feeble minded axes overthrown
I'm not into your passport picture I just like your nose
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
I know only fools have needs but this one never begs

I don't really mind how much you love me
A little is really alright
When you say come over and spend the night
Tonight, tonight

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you like a knife

I lay on the bed with you
We could make some book of records
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters
Saying 'you better'
You better bet your life

You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now
You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now.

I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa
But knowing I'm so eager to fight can't make letting me in any easier
I know that I been wearing crazy clothes and I look pretty crappy
Sometime
But my body feels so good and I still sing a razor line everytime.

And when it comes to all night living
I know what I'm giving
I've got it all down to a tee
And it's free.

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I need you you scream you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet

When I say I need you you scream you better
You better you better you bet

You better bet your life, love will cut you
cut you like a knife.

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Everybody Hurts
Music & Lyrics: R.E.M.

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough of this life
Well hang on

Don't let yourself go
Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts
Sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
(When your day is night alone)
Hold on, hold on
(If you feel like letting go)
Hold on
If you think you've had too much of this life
Well hang on

Cause everybody hurts
Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts

Don't throw your hand
Oh, no
Don't throw your hand
When you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you're not alone

If you're on your own
In this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much
Of this life
To hang on

Well, everybody hurts
Sometimes, everybody cries
And everybody hurts
Sometimes

And everybody hurts
Sometimes

So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
(Everybody hurts
You are not alone)

Fade out

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Redback On The Toilet Seat (1972)
Ralph Ernest 'Slim' Newton

There was a redback on the toilet seat, when I was there last night
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy I felt his bite.
I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground
That crafty redback spider, wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed into the missus, told her just where I'd been bit
She grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, and I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor, please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease."

Chorus: There was a redback on the toilet seat, when I was there last night
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry site
And I curse the redback spider, on the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I can't sit up and I don't know what to do
And all the nurses think it's funny, but that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing and that to say the least
That I'm too sick to eat a bit, while that spider had a feast.

And when I get back home again, I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll make that redback suffer, for the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve
And I promise you that spider, hasn't very long to live.

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