Alice Cooper
Dance Yourself to Death


Sit beside the breakfast table,
pour yourself a cup of tea...
and think about the bubbles.
You can take a teardrop
and drop it in a teacup.
Take it down to the riverside
and throw it over the side,
To be swept up by a current
and taken to the ocean,
To be eaten by some fishes,
Who are eaten by some fishes
and swallowed by a whale-
Who grew so old-he decomposed.
Now everybody knows that when a body decomposes
it's basic elements are given back into the ocean
and the sea does what it ought'ta
and soon there's salty wata'
Which is not too good for drinking
So we run it through a filter
and it comes out of a faucet
And we pour it in a teapot,
Which is just about to bubble...

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