For the Aussies: (I found this on that web site -I thought you all might find it amusing)

An Australian, a Kiwi and a Pommy are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the Pommy drinks his beer throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces and says "Back in the Old Country our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from same one twice".

The Kiwi obviously impressed by this (simple things ...) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "Will mate, in 'Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Australian, cool as a Koala picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pommy and the Kiwi and says, "In Australia we have so many Pommies and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"

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