A dog lover, whose female dog was 'in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next (even though it was very late), she called the vet who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said."hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing of the phone will make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw".

"Do you think that will work?" she asked

"It just worked on me" he replied.

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