Looking for a change? Need a little spice in your perving life? Find your new nickname below!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the
instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.


Whew! Good thing my last name has 4 letters in it! I am now known as Boobie Bubblenose!

Sorry if this has been posted before....I thought it was cute and wanted to see what we came up with!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~