Burns Night is cellebrated on 25th Jan
my friend sent me thi wee ode, done in his style!!!!!


To A Fart
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> Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
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> Lurks in yer bellie efter the feastie
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> Just as you sit doon amoungst yer kin
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> There starts tae stir an enormous wind
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> The neeps and tatties and mushie peas
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> Begin working like a gentle breeze
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> And soon the pudding wae the sauncie face
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> Will hae ye blawin all oor the place
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> Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
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> Try tae stop the leaking air
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> Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
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> Hope and pray it disnae reek
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> But awe yer efforts gang assunder
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> Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
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> Richochets aroon the room
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> Michty me a sonic boom
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> 5
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> For goodness sake it fairly reeks
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> Hope a huvenae messed ma breeks
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> Tae the bog I'de better scurry
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> Whit the hec its no ma worry
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> 6
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> The folks roon aboot me are chokin
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> Ane or two are nearly bokin
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> I'll feel better for a while
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> Canna help but raise a smile
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> " Twas him" I shout wae accusing glower
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> Alas too late he"s just keeled ower
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> " Ye dirty rotter" they shout and stare
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> I dinna feel welcome any mare
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> 8
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> Where e'r ye be let yer wind gang free
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> Seems like just the job for me
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> Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
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> Ower the sake o ane wee farty
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