For I am a Princess


> An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served
>them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me
>to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely
>people,
>if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip
>back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman
>hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
>engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
>us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
>am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
>
>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my
>country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."