Star Wars Gangsta Rap

(Emperor) It's not the east or the west side
(Vader) No it's not
(Emperor) It's not the north or the south side
(Vader) No it's not
(Emperor) It's the dark side
(Vader) You are correct
(Emperor) You can't front on the Empire
To all you Vader haters out there
We'll blow your planet up

1st verse
(Vader) What is thy bidding my master
(Emperor) It's a disaster Skywalker we're after
(Vader) But if he can be turned to the dark side...
(Emperor) Yes he'd be a powerful ally
(Vader) Another dark jedi
He will join us or die

We've got death star 8(x)

Fade-out:
And you know that we got it... Death Star!

(Uncle Owen) Luke!
Get your ass over here right now
and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder
Where're those two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
Did you clean your room?

(Luke) Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to Tosche Station
I got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf hearder

(Obi-Wan) Luke...
Use the force and run
Go to Dagobah
Go to Dagobah

Luke...
Use the force and run
Go to Dagobah
Go to Dagobah

(Yoda) I'm Yoda I'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then fold ya
I thought I told ya
Don't be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise

(Luke) Yoda, why you being a player-hater
You know that I still must confront Lord Vader

(Yoda) But Luke, not ready are you

(Luke) But there's a city in the clouds where
they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader - I'm coming for you

(Luke in x-wing talking)
Yeah, that's right R-2, I just set a new course... we're going to cloud city.
Hmm, that's some mighty good gin-n'-tonic, why don't you mix me up another...
Things're about to get ugly

(Vader) Impressive, now release your anger
You must have sensed your friends were in danger
(Luke) Oww... why'd you slice off my hand
(Vader) Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
telling you about your father
(Luke) He told me enough he told me you killed him
(Vader) Then there's something I must reveal then

I'm your father... I'm your father...
I'm your father... I'm your father...
I'm your father... I'm your father...
I'm your father... I'm your father...

(Han) Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out...
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out...
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out...
Knock him out the box Luke.

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In memory of my friend skip...
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