A man went into a local tavern and took a seatat the bar next to a woman patron. he turned to her and said, " This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

" What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said. "My huband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!

"How did your chickenss become fertile?" she asked

"I swiched cocks," he replied

"What a coincidence," she said

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