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Pixies Den Mother
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What did the groom say when the bride announced she's pregnant?
Sixteen Chickens and a Tambourine
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09-21-2003, 06:37 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Remember the song, "Whole Lot of Clucking Going On?"
Think small.
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09-21-2003, 01:14 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What did Tom Thumb's tailor have to do?
Pit crew
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09-21-2003, 01:20 PM
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Member of weird club
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What the California rasins have after their singing career ended.
malted milkballs
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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09-21-2003, 01:27 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What would be a delicious flavor for men's edible underwear?
marshmallow peeps
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09-21-2003, 02:01 PM
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Member of weird club
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What wouldn't be fun to find in a pair of panties.
blindfold
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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09-21-2003, 03:57 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What have I never used during sex............yet.  ?
Feathers and velvet
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09-21-2003, 04:23 PM
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Wanting More
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Location: The Midwest
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What would both tickle and excite BCG?
Curly fries
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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple
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09-23-2003, 03:33 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What is one of the menu choices at Arby's?
body paint
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09-23-2003, 04:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What do I get when I paint a room?
Pretty Woman
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09-24-2003, 11:59 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What do most women aspire to be?
Brown-eyed Handsome Man
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09-24-2003, 12:02 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Who is "Brown-Eyed Girl" married to?
Burning desire
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-24-2003, 12:03 PM
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Member
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Location: midwest usa
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What does sugarsprinkles want?
Ice cubes
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09-24-2003, 12:42 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What would I guy need to get any rest in a room full of pixie ladies?
Unchained Melody
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09-24-2003, 12:45 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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What's the first thing the police did when they busted through my basement door?
Cheap seats
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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