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TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ... cumming is to sex.
Broccoli is to Chinese food as...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 12:59 AM
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Carpe diem
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Broccoli is to Chinese food as... a Dead battery is to a Vibrator.
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02-02-2004, 10:43 AM
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Oil is to Massage as ... broccoli is to Chinese food
Fish is to Friday as...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 11:24 AM
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Just me.
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Fish is to Friday as...chicken is to Kentucky.
Organs are to music as ...
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02-02-2004, 11:26 AM
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Organs are to music as ... kissing is to sex
Satin sheets are to beds as...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 11:59 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Satin sheets are to beds as...socks are to freshly polished hardwood floors!
Pubic hairs are to teeth as...
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-02-2004, 12:02 PM
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Pubic hairs are to teeth as ... pepper is to a nose.
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02-02-2004, 01:05 PM
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Ketchup is to hamburgers as ... lube is to anal sex
Cat is to meow as ...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 06:00 PM
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(OMG ... I may never eat another hamburger with ketchup on it. )
Cat is to meow as ... dog is to bark.
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02-02-2004, 06:35 PM
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Osuche's avatar is to sexual stimulation as ... a prologue is to a book.
(sorry to ruin ketchup for you!)
Dicksbro is to humor as...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 09:57 PM
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Carpe diem
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Dicksbro is to humor as... Frank Sinatra is to song. (and by that I don't mean Diksbro has to have the mafia laugh at his jokes. )
[of course, I could have said: as Broccoli is to Chinese Food.]
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02-15-2004, 05:46 AM
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Corncobs are to toilet paper as ... sleeves are to runny noses.
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02-16-2004, 07:52 AM
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Huggable!
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"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ... a rumbly-growling-tummy is to running .
Milk is to cereal as.....
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02-16-2004, 06:46 PM
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Carpe diem
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Milk is to Cereal as .... Lubricant is to Sex.
Foot-long is to hotdog as ...
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02-17-2004, 04:44 AM
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Foot-long is to hotdog as ... thick is to hamburger.
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