09-11-2003, 07:17 AM
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what is what ozzy osbourne tried to sing at wrigley field....
if you build it, he will come
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-11-2003, 10:13 AM
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What is a museum for panties?
morning sex
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09-11-2003, 10:48 AM
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What did Steps have today, that I didn't?
tight pants
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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09-11-2003, 11:45 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What's the best free laxative?
Hump your leg.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-11-2003, 11:51 AM
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Irish has met my dog! What does he do?
pee on the carpet
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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09-11-2003, 12:27 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What happens when I read some of the Smut games postings?
catnip and hairballs
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09-11-2003, 12:49 PM
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Two things on my shelf 
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09-11-2003, 06:59 PM
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what am I always chasing?
saliva
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-11-2003, 07:46 PM
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Just me.
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What makes a good, impromtu lubricant during lovemaking?
BBQ sauce
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09-11-2003, 08:39 PM
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what is yet another food group for impromptu foreplay?
six pack
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-11-2003, 09:08 PM
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Just me.
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What's a compromise between a can and a keg?
It's Miller time.
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09-12-2003, 05:40 AM
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what happens when Randall Simon swings a bat a running sausage?
back bacon
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-12-2003, 11:23 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What happens if you lay on your stomach in the sun too long?
Rock n Roll
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09-12-2003, 06:01 PM
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what is what do I say when I'm hittin the road after a long week at work?
sucks to be you
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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09-12-2003, 08:30 PM
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What do you think when I tell you I have to work this weekend?
can't get enough
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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