Can't say that I have, but it does sound tempting.

HYEML in the snow?

In the back of a Suburban while it was snowing was as close as I've come to that one.


HYEML online?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope ... except for the playful flirting type stuff here at Pixies.

HYEML and got a sunburn doing so?

Yep, in the back seat of a convertible. Was worth it though.


HYEML while you were washing your car at an automatic car wash?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, but it does sound like fun. (My luck, though, it'd run off the track and the owner would come running to help and catch us with ... well ... our pants down.

HYEML on a farm?

Yep, the old farmer's daughter in the barn thing. And I even lived to tell about it.



HYEML in a helicopter? (I think that would be tough but possible.)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope. Never been in a helicopter.

HYEML while talking on the telephone?

Yes


HYEML inside of a car in front of a church?

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Yep *he says as he hangs his head in shame*


HYEML at the bowling alley?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Well I guess I will hang my head in shame to.

Well I made out at a bowling alley.


HYEML on the couch while your mom is sleeping her bed?

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

yes

hyeml in a walk in freezer?

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If I said you had a beautiful mind... aww fuck it, lets screw.

oooooooh nope, never done that. I'm thinking that would make "Little IowaMan" even smaller. Can't be having that.


HYEML in a high school gym?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

yeah ummm, lets not talk about that...

hyeml in your s/o's parents house?

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If I said you had a beautiful mind... aww fuck it, lets screw.

Yup, but never felt comfortable doing it.


HYEML to a Pixies member?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

You bet I have, and I'm planning to do so again when he gets home tonight!

Have you ever made love (I'm talking oral now) with Pop Rocks in your mouth?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~