True


You drink light beer.

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True.

You like flannel shirts.

True, I only own one but I do like it.


You watch American Idol.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

False


You enjoy reading magazines.

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True. Especially those dealing with digital photography or others like Popular Science.

You use the Weather Channel for your local weather information.

False. I did when I had cable but with the dish they don't break the updates down locally for you so I pretty much use my local TV stations and there's a service on Dish Network called "Instant Weather" that I use a lot too.


You can honestly say that you watch at least half of the stations on your cable/satellite package.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I do not have a TV in my house. But I was just at a conference and I surfed the channels because I could not find anything that I wanted to watch. When you do not know what is on TV, it is hard to know when to look.

Do you make your bed every morning?

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

True, kinda: I give it my best shot. Many days I don't know that you could "technically" say that it's been made.


You have taken your spare change in to the bank within the last year.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Well, in 2006, true




You will have an early dinner today.

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False, mine was about 5:30. Pretty much within the normal timeframe for me.



You watched at least part of one of the NFL playoff games today.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

True. Saw the end of the Chicago game and take peeks at the Indy game with them ahead by 4 with 1 minute left to go. I'm almost afraid to look.

You had a great day today.

False, not bad just not great.


You are going to have a Super Bowl party in two weeks.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Partly true ... I'll be "going" to a Super Bowl party although I won't be "having" one.

You went for a walk today.

False, I'll do it later on though.


You own a functioning 8-track tape player.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

False ... haven't even seen one in years.

You enjoyed "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."