I'm going to have a "divorce sale" (but I'll call it a yard sale, sounds nicer)

I have garlic breath

Garlic breath or not, I still want nookie

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

1) Just enjoyed the newspaper and a cup of coffee...a rare treat!

2) I have some planning work to do today for my parents' 50th anniversary party

3) I plan to light up the BBQ today...flank steak!!!!!

1. I had THE best time today at the ballgame with my children, and even got to see them run the bases afterwards.

2. I don't know *how* I'm going to handle the heat this summer when it comes to mowing my lawn. This whole thing is something...new and exciting for me.

3. I'm glad to be going back to "normal" life tomorrow...even if it *does* include work.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. I went back to work and was slightly crushed that only one person asked about my wedding event.

2. Registry gifts continue to trickle in, although the wedding was still a very large net loss financialy for us (yes I know oyu don't do them for the $$)

3. I got into Berkeley for my MBA!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

(((grats on Berkeley))))

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1.i know he doesn't get here much anymore
2.i wanted to say something anyway
3.love you b-n-b. happy june 1st

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

<~~~pretend that's really good scotch.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

1. I am very, very happy for my friend osuche in all of her life events, and I hope we get to catch up with each other soon.

2. I've got so many balls up in the air, so to speak, I almost don't know which one to address first.

3. I'm not sure my mother will *ever* realize I'm not moving back "home" (Kentucky), no matter how many arguments she throws my way.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

:hug:

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm please tomorrow is Friday

I'm suprised my kids are actually doing the dishes!

I'm so tired

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1. Received a call I've been waiting for, which scared me, then brought me relief.
2. Got a lot done
3. cried sad tears then cried good tears

Had a hard day at work

Got majorly pissed of with a guy at work

Loving my kids cause they are trying

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I realized that I'm a very quiet and calm person who doesn't need to prove anything to anyone socially, and that very loud and energetic people who don't know when to quit just drain me after a while.

I know I need to get back on my diet

I have a bad headache because I've had a bad day, three advil haven't helped it so far. I think I'm just too tense.

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It's a BOY!!

1. I made it through kindergarten graduation with only one epidsode of almost crying because my baby's growing up.

2. I had some retail therapy this evening that was simply *wonderful.*

3. I like the me I am right now, and I think it shows.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I feel much better than I did yesterday.

I spent most of today on the couch in my PJ's playing video games and reading a book

I took a long drive this evening

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It's a BOY!!