Nope.

HYEML while acting out a fantasy?

Oh yeah, and there's definitely a few more I'd like to try.


HYEML while the family pet(s) were in the room?

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

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Yep. Done that ... but while they watched, they didn't seem terribly interested.

HYEML during a football game?

Not while I was either playing in or attending one in person but while watching on the tube, yep. I remember looking up and seeing Doug Williams throw a TD pass against the Broncos in a Super Bowl right at the moment of climax. SCORE!!!


HYEML with the video camera pointed at you and recording?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Long time ago. Not even sure that we still ahve that ol' video recorder anymore. (And if we do, no doubt the battery is long since dead. )

Have you ever made love on New Year's Eve?

Yes I have.

HYEML in a car going down the road?

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Yup, but it was a long time ago. Damn tough to drive.


HYEML in a car with T-tops just to see if you could get footprints on the insides of them?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Can't say that I've done that.

HYEML crossing a desert?

Hmmmmm...I don't *think* so, although I did spend a lot of time in the desert when I lived in southern California. I know I've been *topless* in the desert, well, a national park to be more specific.

Have you ever made love outside on a balcony/deck?

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Nope, not actually out on the deck. Left the sliding doors open a time or two and made love just inside the apartment on the floor but never out on the deck.


HYEML on a waterbed?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Yes, but it's been a long, long time.

Have you ever made love in a cabin?

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Yep. Done that several times beginning with our honeymoon right up to just a few years ago in Wisconsin and again at a naturisst resort in Michigan.

HYEML on a chaise lounge chair?

Nope, gave it a thought many a time while at the beaches in California but never actually tried it.


HYEML on a train?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Nope. Don't think I've taken any long train rides (or had a berth in a Pullman car) for many, many years ... since I was just a young boy, in fact.

HYEML blindfolded?

Just for a little bit. I got sort of freaked out because the girl had a cat and the damn thing had jumped onto the bed with us and was pawing at my chest.


HYEML while cooking dinner?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus