You know what, I don't believe I ever have and I'm not really quite sure why that is.


HYEML on top of the washer/dryer?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think we did once, but I can't recall exactly when that was.

HYEML in a country other than the one you're in now?

Nope, only been out of this country for a few hours and didn't happen to get lucky.


HYEML in a State Park?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Done that.

Have you ever made love in a hotel room rented for that purpose?

Yep, and I didn't even try to use a fake name.


HYEML in a hotel room while the door(s) to the adjoining room were open and there were people in that room?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope. Haven't done that one.

HYEML in Missouri?

Nope.

HYEML in the frozen north, Scotland?

... ah ... with the sound of the pipes playing "Mist Over the Mountains." Sounds delightful, but, alas, haven't had the pleasure yet.

HYEML during a lunch break?

Guilty. Oh, what fun!

HYEML on a picnic table?

erm - not on a picnic table as such - but up against a desk in a hotel room which had the remnants of our dinner on it, lol - does that count?

HYEML on the bonnet of a car? lol

Yip

have you ever made love knowing people would hear, and been turned on by it?

Why yes I have.


HYEML in the front seat of a car?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Not since our cars started getting the gear shifts placed in the center.

HYEML on a business trip?

Yep. Well, I was on the business trip and my wife joined me over the weekend....

HYEML in the back seat of a 1972 VW Beetle?

nope

HYEML in somebody's driveway?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........