What's the kind of debate she's usually likely to win.

Let's have dinner.

What did the lions say before entering the Colisseum with the gladiators?


four score and seven years ago

What's Pantyfanatic's real age?

Sweating and moaning

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What's Stephanie bringing heavy groceries up the stairs?

games and goodies

What will happen once Steph gets the groceries put away?

Hopefully

What is hoping Steph takes pictures of what happens once the groceries are away?

hot & cold

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What are temperatures that turn me on?

moans & groans

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Don't be afraid that your life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin. ~ Grace Hansen

What are sounds that make me horny?

socks and slippers

what are the only things you wear during sex in the winter?

red wine and cheese

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What are two simple ways to impress a date when they come over?

Three Blind Mice

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

What phrase best describes my last threesome?


French cuisine

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What else would you call oral with a parisian?
( Oh, welcome home stranger )



Blue Balls

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

What happens when you make love on an open-weave hammock just inches above a pail of ice water?

Blue Flu

How I feel when I have the flu.

Feathers and hot wax.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What is causes a tickle scream?

Gumbo penis.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.