True.

T or F:
Your household is running out of paper products.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False. I think we're in pretty good shape … for now at least.

T or F: First nice day you are hoping to get your car washed.

False...no car to wash.

T or F:
Whenever wildfire season is in your area, you are worried about imitation of what's happening in Australia right now.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I reckon dats false, ain't really got whatca calls a firey season.

True or false: Yuz do got a "pot-hole" season that'll be happenin' in a couple of months or so.

False. It's happening NOW!

T or F:
YOu live in a neighborhood with one of those busybody, irritating HOAs.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

HOAs? Not familiar with those initials. Anyway, probably false because we have some pretty good neighbors in a pretty good neighborhood. No real busybodies here.

T or F: Your garage is full of stuff so can't be used to park the car.

Home owners associations.



True, but its only temporary, the stuff is easily movable.

T or F: You prefer apartment living, so you dont' have to worry about mowing the grass.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Used to be false, but it's looking more appealing every year older I get.

T or F: Recent space news, like a new ability to study the atmosphere of planets surrounding other stars, you find to be very interesting.

So very much true.

T or F:
You still own a favorite stuffed animal you had as a kid.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True. Kind of a sentimental keepsake.

T or F: You wear jeans and sweatshirts as casual wear most of the time.

False.

To or F: You speak at least one non-native language.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Nope. Don't tink I even speak native stuff nun too good.

T or F: You've been to one of da Disney parks before.

True.

T or F:
You subscribe to a roadside assistance service.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True. It's part of our auto insurance. It's come in handy on a few occasions, too.

T or F: You're feeling pretty happy right now.

False-I'm pretty "meh" right now.

T or F:
You own several out-of-date print references (almanacs, globes, encyclopedias, etc).

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.