Yesterday was a bad day for PMS..............today was better.

I bet he never says, "make me" to me again

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sounds like an incident in my house a few months back. Think there'll be any problem getting the bloodstains out?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

this was a Lost Boy. Try club soda

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's raining, snowing, hailing...I thought winter was over.

Gillette sent me a free razor & a sample can of shave gel today...kewl, right? Then I saw on the package, "A gift for your 18th birthday"...

Just a little bit late there, Pedro...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LMAO @ Scotz!!!


I got a free ultra thin pad with wings a couple of weeks ago.

The real estate market hasn't even hit bottom yet, says the Berkeley expert I heard speak tonight.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I've got dishpan hands right now. I think I need to borrow a new dishwasher.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Gekko and I have both chosen Neige for the "Who will be next?" thread so I think she needs to go over to smut games and make us look like geniuses.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Took a shitload of old puters & assc. components to Dell's big recycling day, finished topping wifey's crepe myrtle trees, & cleaned the mortar off a few more bricks for my sidewalk project today...

Can't understand why I'm so sore & tired now.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Probably just trying to stroke your ego. Just in case, maybe I'd better check my mailbox again.

FUCK.

Boston won.

Pas grave, the Habs are still gonna win the quarter finals.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Didn't do a thing for my ego, good or bad, just confused the fick out of me. Not only did they miss my 18th by over three decades, but my actual birthdate was over two months ago. After seeing the "18th", I double-checked to make sure it was for me...although if it had been meant for one of the other 2 males in the house, Gillette missed that by a mile or two as well...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

A name to conjure with, unknown to most, John Wheeler is dead.

Who?

The man who made the term "Black Hole" famous, associate of Einstein and Bohr.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating