If not from China, fried and served with malt liquor or tartar sauce ... true.

T or F: You're expecting a cold and snowy winter.

False, actually haven't looked at any long-term forecast, don't know what to expect.

T or F:
You haven't had your seasonal flu shot yet this year.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False


T or F: You enjoy reading spy novels.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

True

T or F: You decorate your home for Halloween trick or treaters.

F

T Or F: Halloween Is Your Favorite Holiday?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I'm honestly not sure. Its' either that, or Beltane.

T or F:
You are allergic to seafood.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False


T or F: Rock or Country music

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

All things are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

T or f:
You understand where that quote came from.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F: Although I think it came from a book (don't remember the title).

T or F: The election will, to some degree, displease about 1/2 of the electorate.

False; if Trump loses, he and the Trumplodytes will be pissed, but that's actually a lot less than 1/2.

T or F:
You like both sausage and political process.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Half and half Sausage yes politics no.


T or F: You are enjoying life.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

True. There are things I'd like to see different but I've got a great wife and family so I can't really complain.

T or F: You hope the country will return to a level of sanity before it gets to be too late for that.

False, I think it may be already too late.

T or F:
You've read a good fiction story lately.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True


T or F: You may need something to drink.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

True, but it ain't alcohol.

T or F:
yOU WERE UP LATE LAST NIGHT.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.