I've never streaked across a football field

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well, not technically. It was the outfield of our high school baseball field during the summer so when I did it, it wasn't being used as the football field.


I have never been to a black tie New Year's Eve celebration.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I have


I've never ridden in a helicopter

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Many times...Hueys and Blackhawks

I have never tried to surf

I have ... but only the internet.

I've never won the lottery.

I think I've won maybe two free scratch off tickets and had a $10 winner once.



I've never been to my state's state fair. (And I lived in the damn city where they held it for 11 yrs.)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think only once did we ever go to the Illinois State Fair. Been to several county fairs and lots of fall or city festivals ... but only one State Fair.

I've never liked lima beans.

Me neither. Love most beans but just don't have the taste for those.


I've never been to the Golden Gate Bridge.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I have. Been there and rode across it.

I've never been to El Paso, TX.

Nope, haven't been there. Across the panhandle is all of Texas I've seen.


I've never not been scared to death of snakes.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've not been scared of snakes ... when they're behind a thick plate of glass in the reptile house at the museum.

I've never dressed up as a clown.

If I ever did dress as a clown it was when I was a really little kid and don't recall it.


I've never had eggs benedict.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I have, but it's been probably 20 or 25 years ago. There's a restuarant across from the Marina Towers in Chicago called "The Little Corporal." It has as it's theme the Napoleonic era and I used to eat breakfast there when I was in town for classes for work. I had eggs benedict there.

I've never owned a Lincoln.

Me neither.


I've never ordered a martini at a bar.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I don't think I have either. But, then, I seldom drink martini's anyway.

I've never liked cold showers.