nope

you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Yes. but only once.

Ever watch too much TV and get a headache?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

yes to both but not as a result of each other

ever stolen a car?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Not guilty.

Ever test-driven a car when you had no intention of purchasing?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty...Just so I could drive the car! hehe

Made up a lame excuse to get out of something stupid.

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

guilty

told someone you love something you truly hate

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty

Bought something that you'd seen in a friends house and fell in love with it.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

guilty

bought something for someone else but kept it for yourself

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty

Re-gifted a present? (ie, given a present as a gift to another person)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

guilty

received something and when you opened it, you went, huh????

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty. Many times.

Given a really bad gift, and had someone say "huh?" to you?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

not guilty - at least to my face

ever gone to a dinner party only to get there and wonder why you were invited?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty, Several times... Exit, Stage Right!



Ever cussed out someone after hanging up the phone?

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

CONSTANTLY! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY! I work in customer service and last night we were shortstaffed. Murphy's Law: the busier the night, the stupider the problems. All that saved me was muttering "dumbass" after particularly stupid calls. But then I started thinking about WI and that would make me laugh.

Ever "forgotten" to shovel in the hopes that one of the other tenants would get to it first?

not guilty - nah - only two choices here to do it...however, I am guilty of thinking it....

ever wonder how some people can just be so fu$%king stupid?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present