Not guilty, I never call in sick.... I'm sick that way.

Have you ever sent the SO on an errand so you could takes pics privately?

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Not guilty


Have you ever gone on a blind date and pretended to be someone you're not?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I've been on one blind date...and it was all I could do to pretend not to be a jackass.


Have you ever pleasured yourself in the car because you just couldn't wait any longer?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

<blushes> Yes


Have you ever pleasured yourself in your office cause you just couldn't wait to get home?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty...but only a few dozen times. ha ha


Have you ever wafted your fingers under your s/o's nose after pleasuring yourself without him knowing about it?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Guilty....although he's got a terrible sense of smell, so I typically have to shove them in his mouth to get him to notice.

Have you ever masturbated in front of your spouse, to see how they'd react?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I like the idea of it, but it doesn't usually have the desired affect.


Have you ever been caught masturbating?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Guilty. Once. And it didn't produce the desired reaction either.

Have you ever skipped a day of work to have sex ALL day?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Not guilty...but I have left early.

Have you ever told your s/o exactly what you plan on doing to them later?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Guilty.



Did events play out as planned?

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Eudaimonia

Guilty. He loves it when I take control.

Have you ever been frustrated with a partner who needed more "romance" than you did?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty



Have you ever got the task done only to discover that what you did wasn't what was wanted?

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Eudaimonia

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty

Have you ever skipped romance and a lot of foreplay , just to have sex?

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Susan

LMAO. Yes, although he only admitted it later.


Have you ever yried to push someone's sexual boundaries and been shot down?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The last guilty I posted was for Ouche..LOL

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Susan