I love that I cann't be with my mom this holiday season.

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I'll try anything once..... Maybe twice!!

I'm not tired and brain dead at all!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I love it when I lie down to go to sleep and my lungs start burning as if a flame is going to shoot right through my chest.








And oh my god, I hate Osuche's new avatar!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

^^ Me too! ^^ Just hate it!

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I didn't enjoy trying the pecan treats my wife and oldest daughter just made.

water............... hmmm, sort of tastes like chicken.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

No, I didn't just have a silent orgasm while Mr Osuche was sitting in the next room...oblivious.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm not very hungry this morning.

I wish the sidewalk cutting machines in front of my building were louder & messier.

I was sooooooo pleased when I came out of work the other day and noticed that my Jeep was covered in wet cement dust from cutting thru a slab of it next door!!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I love how messy everything is with the snow starting to melt.

I'm so bummed out that I get three weeks off from studying!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I sure wish we'd get more snow to shovel.

I am very excited and extremely optimistic about what I'm going to do today.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

All my coworkers are easy to get along with.

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Eudaimonia