guilty i hope that a lot

have you ever had a crush on a co-worker?

Yes I have


Have you ever told a complete stranger a big secret?

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Guilty

Have you ever had illicit fantasies about a comic book character?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Not guilty

Have you ever had a very explicit fantasy abotu someone sitting in the same room with you....at the time while having the fantasy?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

guilty

have you ever masturbated in a public washroom?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty ... although it's been a very long time ...

Have you?

Guilty

Have you ever masturbated while talking to someone on the phone?
And were they aware of it?

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

Guilty and guiltier! (I think he enjoyed it too, didn't you babycakes?)


Have you?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Boy, you sure do know how to make guy blush!


Have you ever wrestled someone for the last piece of banana bread?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

No, but I'd wrestle you for it. Clothing optional.

Have you ever asked someone to water your plants while away?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Guilty... but we have someone feed the cats and the bunnies. So they don't eat the plants. lmao


Would you offer to help someone find their car in a large parking lot.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Only if it was the middle of the day.

Have you ever taken a self-defense class?

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Not guilty.

Have you ever taken dance lessons?

Yep, but not for long. I'd love to learn how to dance "properly."

Ever done something you were immediately sorry for in front of your children?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

not guilty - no kids....but I did when I was a camp counsellor - does that count?


ever done one thing after saying you were going to do another?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present