While it's funny to watch their reaction, a cat nor kitten can really appreciate the humor of a whoopee cushion.

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When it becomes an Olympic competition, I'll be ready to go for the Gold!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

My something: I will be watching college football and drinking beer with my best friend and his dad for the majority of the next two days.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

and I'll go for the silver......uh maybe tomorrow.....

The meeting of the International Procrastinators' Union has been postponed indefinitely...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I was going to comment earlier, but I thought I'd just do it later. Well it is later.

I am looking forwards to a meeting on wednesday (or perhaps thursday)

I think my left breast is bigger than my right one. I wonder if I drink more water if it will even out?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

me/ *tilts head to the right*


No! I don't have a kreek in my neck

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are you right hand dominant? from what I understand, most women are naturally a bit lopsided with the smaller of the breasts being on the dominant hand side, as women tend to exersize the pectoral and other chest muscles on that side more. Just like your dominant hand tends to be a bit bigger ie ring sizes.

patience is not my best thing

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I had to clean up a mercury spill today. I was not amused.

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"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Reminds me of last year, when I was digging in France, and I actually found mercury in the ground... Thinking that it was just little silver beads or something, I put a two or three of the pearls into my palm to walk over to show them to the director of the dig - opened my hand to find just the one blob, and thought, oh crap!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Mercury takes a long time to absorb, and the couple of pearls probably coalesced into one.

Hatmakers used the stuff for years on a daily skin-contact basis before their poisoning hit critical levels.

At Teachers College it was a diversion to chase mercury around a glass plate and watch it break up and join up again.

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Oh yes, I only meant that it was then that I realized it was mercury and hadn't realized it when I was picking it up, lol.

But why did hatmakers use it?

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

It softened the inner leather strip which acts as the "washer" which holds the hat snug on the head.

They may have softened other parts of the hat, but that was the main.

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