I never over react.

I feel so damn chipper tonight.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I love to be home on a Friday night with nothing to do.

I love thinking I have to be in Peoria in 3 hours.

When I wake up with morning wood, I always put a condom on it and go door to door asking all the single ladies if they would like to assist me with my situation.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I absolutely love builders who leave my house in a complete mess...

I really miss being in the Construction (builder) Business

I'm hoping we don't get another PAGAN get together put together in the next year or two.

I'm not a little bit envious that one of my best friends has finally found himself a really great lady.

I'm also not wanting to strangle him because he's not smart enough to see just how good this could turn out.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not getting hungry for supper yet.

I don't have way more hair on my chest and stomach than I do on the top of my head.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not going to usher at church today.

I will not be taking Dearsweet out to Ding How's for dinner this evening.

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Eudaimonia

No doubt about it, I've got women 100% figured out.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's not time for supper.