I love having this cold. Sneezing, running nose, coughing ... it's a laugh a minute.

I loved having a stomach virus over the weekend and I hope it comes back again very soon.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm really enjoying the head cold I caught. Gives my wife and I one more thing we have in common and can share.

I really didn't enjoy our morning in bed!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

A phone conversation with my sister didn't just offend me and royally piss me off.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I hate the warmer weather we're getting this week.

I would never want to go to Mardi Gras and have an unbelievable experience that sent me home with a bunch of pics worthy of posting.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not getting sleepy.

I really love this stomach bug I seem to have gotten, it makes it so much easier to take care of a 5-month old. *blah*

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The Untamed Cowgirl


Guess where I'm tattooed

They just announced that my little town of 575 people is going to be the new state capital.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Peoria is giving away free gasoline all day today.

Today is "Have Hot, Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" in Iowa today. It's the annual celebration for all the single ladies of the state to get out all of their sexual frustrations.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Stay tuned folks, there'll be pictures ^^^^ at 11:00.

I haven't missed the games or the sexy men of Pixies.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I cannot tell a lie ... I haven't missed those ... sexy, sensual, heart pounding, perspiration inducing, erection causing AV's that TinglingTess uses.