I spent the night in jail because I tried to hump the pretty news reporter who just wanted to interview me for "Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" yesterday. There weren't any still pics but the video was on the 10pm news.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I saw that video ... it was on Fox News most of the day.

I hope all of this ice that is falling from the sky here in my town reaches dicksbro's place very soon. They have had much too mild of a winter in his town.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Just in case it doesn't, I'm having ice sheets flown in and installed on my driveway.

I hate beer. Worst stuff ever made...

Ice is great to have on roads and sidewalks.

The last three days have been probably the greatest of my life and I see no way at all that things could get better when the Cubs start playing their spring training games on Thursday.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I was glad to find out last night my plans for this morning were changed without my knowing it.

I love getting up early

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'm glad to be taking one of my cars in for an oil change this morning.

I don't get tired of going to the doctor seemingly at least once a week.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'mm looking forward to a loooooooooong meeting today.

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Eudaimonia

I sure hope it gets icy before I have to pick up my son this afternoon.

I am always the pigeon, and never the statue.

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Eudaimonia

I haven't been a bit frustrated lately with my health.

also........ jseal's one ^^^^ above didn't damn near make me fall out of my chair laughing.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus