03-09-2007, 05:45 AM
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I smoke a corn cob pipe, have a button nose and my eyes are made out of coal.
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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 08:30 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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I have a red nose, and I pull Santa's sleigh!
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03-09-2007, 09:52 AM
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I'm hung like a porn star and am currently in negotiations to star in the adult feature "IowaMan Drills For Gold!"
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 10:57 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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......and I want to WATCH it^^^ when it comes out
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03-09-2007, 12:50 PM
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Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.
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03-09-2007, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ReaperWoman
Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.
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That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 05:45 PM
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That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. |
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03-09-2007, 05:52 PM
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I doubt that men all over the UK are falling all over themselves to have a chance with ReaperWoman.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 06:04 PM
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Nah, they all can't get enough of me....
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03-09-2007, 06:07 PM
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"Papa" IowaMan wouldn't dance with ReaperWoman all night long if he was with her right now.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 06:16 PM
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I hope Papa stays far away from me, the thought of dancing with him just repulses me.
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03-09-2007, 06:20 PM
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Dancing with ReaperWoman wouldn't be any fun.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 06:27 PM
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I certainly wouldn't be rubbing up against IowaMan in a sensual way, if I got the chance to dance with him.
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03-09-2007, 06:30 PM
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ReaperWoman certainly makes it easy for a guy to keep his composure.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-09-2007, 06:34 PM
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I'd hate to see you lose your composure there IowaMan. I'd feel really bad if I did anything to... threaten your self-control.
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