For the Aussies: (I found this on that web site -I thought you all might find it amusing)

An Australian, a Kiwi and a Pommy are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the Pommy drinks his beer throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces and says "Back in the Old Country our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from same one twice".

The Kiwi obviously impressed by this (simple things ...) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "Will mate, in 'Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Australian, cool as a Koala picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pommy and the Kiwi and says, "In Australia we have so many Pommies and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"

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I'm your Huckleberry.

Incitatus.

Sounds like the Buff Club on a Friday night.

LOL.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I got 7/10 as well

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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

loved that joke LOL

7/10 as well

............ and what bloody pansy puts lemon in beer anyway?

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The Wombat : eats roots and leaves.

Your score on the HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEER?? -O-Meter is 4 out of 10

OH well who cares as long as I have a can of Fosters in my hand !!!! yummy !

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